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Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you. Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti. Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, and ek paad hi maar do.

Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To ‘Daru ka Bill’ Isliye Na Lagao Dil, page Na Aayega Bill. 😀

Once a guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After Breakup- Mera khoon mujhe waapis karde saali… Girl throws her whisper on his face- Le kutte, link aaj se tera monthly EMI Shuru 😈

Ladki: Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge? Ladka: Main bhi mar jaunga. Ladki: Par kyu? Ladka: tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai. 😥

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, shop Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost.. Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti

Height of irritating someone: Boy: pen hai? Girl: nahi. Thodi der baad.. Boy: Pen hai? Girl: Nahi bola na.. Boy: Pen hai pen? Girl: Nahi hai kaminey, viagra approved aur abki bar pucha to hathode se sar phod dungi. Kuch der baad.. Boy: Hathoda hai kya..? Girl: Nahi. Boy: Accha.. to phir pen hai pen..?

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi. Bhikhari: kuch de do. Ladki: kuch nahi hai. Bhikhari: ye bread ka packet hi dedo. Ladki: kal aana sos lagake dungi. :mrgreen:

Latest wala Boy: Hello! Girl: Hi! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, rx where are you? Boy: Darr ke aagey.. 😀

In Africa, remedy a black boyfriend asked his black girlfriend in Dark night, near the ocean, in a very romantic mood . . Darling.. . . . R u there..?