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Girl at a stationary store.. Girl: I want a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?? 🙄

2 Girls Chatting.. 1st: Kal raat main apne boyfriend ke sath Date pe gayi thi..Kal bohot hi Suhani Raat thi. 2nd: Really? Wow.. Kya kya hua wahaan?? 1st: Wo Mujhe apne Apartment me Le gaya.. Usne Mujhe Pyaar se Kiss kiya aur Halke Nazuk Haathose mere Red Top ka pehla Button khola, cheap Jo Maine Pantaloons se kharida tha. 2nd: Wow Tune naya Top kharida?? 1st: Haan… Wahaan Sale lagi hai, information pills Maine jeans bi kharidi. 2nd: Kya wahaan abhi bhi Sale lagi hai?? 1st: Haa. 2nd: Chal Shopping ke liye Chalte hain phir.. Kitne Expectation se Story padh rahe the.. Ladkiya hai bhai.. Topic kabhi bhi Change ho sakta hai… :mrgreen:

When a girl is in her Mayka, cure She stays like a RANI, site Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai, Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai!!

1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi.. chakku se mar raha tha!!! 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to me roz subah pregnant hoti..!! 😆

Auto driver ki seat ke piche Bahut mast lines likhi thi, stomach couples ke liye- . . . . . . . . Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai, Izzat se baithe Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.!! 😀

Jaan-pehchaan hote hi ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano.. . . . . . . . . hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!

Boys Ki SALARY aur Girl Ka PERIODS Ek Jesi Hoti hai. 30din Me 1bar Aati Hai aur 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He. Late Aye To Tension aur Na Aaye To Samjho Watt Lag Gayi..

Agar pati parmeshver hai to Boy friend bhi Chota mota devta mana ja sakta hai!! 😀

He: I am in love with you totally. . . . . . . . She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla! 😆