Wife

My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sex, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sex outback of the church.

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON: Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today! GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY, that’s why i bunked!! 😀

Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch! Husband Trolled by wife 😛

A Pathaan to an AirHostess: “Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!” Airhostess: “Bakwas band kar kamine!” Pathaan: “Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!” 😀

Husband Jaisa Bhi Ho,, Awara, Pagal, Deewana… . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To… Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai.. . Aur Biwi Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke “Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai”..

Pati : Kaha gayi thi? Patni: Blood donate karne.. Pati: Mera khoon peeti thi, tab tak to theek tha.. Ab use bechne bhi lagi?!! :-O

Arz kiya hai.. LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain… wah wah… LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain… Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar, Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! 😀

How to make a right decision? 1) Pehle dil ki suno 2) Phir dimag ki.. 3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!

A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ? ——————–

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife’s Mind for you ? Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. “I Love you too” (GAME OVER!) ——————–