Attitude

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.

Save water drink beer.

I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.

I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.

I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.