Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
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I'm not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
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Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
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I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I'm smoking.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off-balanced.
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I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
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