Insult

You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

If brains were rain, you'd be a desert.

Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

I'd slap you senseless, but I can't spare three seconds!