One Liner

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Q: What worse than finding out your ex-wife got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.

Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

You might be a redneck if you're related to everyone in your town.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?