Dark Humor

Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception? Parents.

"Mother, why do people die so suddenly in our family?" ... "Mama?" "Mama?" "Maaaammaaaaaaa!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull? Just the pit bull.

How to save a man from drowning? - Try removing your foot from their head.

Doctor tells his patient, “I’m afraid you are going to die in a few hours. What is your last wish?” - Patient replies, “I need a good doctor.”

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

A mom tells her son a joke; the son is embarrassed and says: "Mom, please don't tell any more jokes. You really can't make them." The mom only shrugs and says, "Well – I did make you..."

Mom, I’m still having those sharp headaches! - Well why don’t you move away from in front of the dart board then?!

“Do you have Valentines cards that say something like “You’re my only one?” - Sure thing. - Wonderful! I’ll take 8 of those please.