Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
What do you call people who use the temperature method of contraception?
Parents.
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
"Mother, why do people die so suddenly in our family?"
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"Mama?"
"Mama?"
"Maaaammaaaaaaa!"
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pit bull?
Just the pit bull.
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
How to save a man from drowning?
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Try removing your foot from their head.
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
Doctor tells his patient, “I’m afraid you are going to die in a few hours. What is your last wish?”
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Patient replies, “I need a good doctor.”
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
A mom tells her son a joke; the son is embarrassed and says: "Mom, please don't tell any more jokes. You really can't make them."
The mom only shrugs and says, "Well – I did make you..."
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
Mom, I’m still having those sharp headaches!
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Well why don’t you move away from in front of the dart board then?!
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Posted by Riya in Dark-humor 5Y ago
“Do you have Valentines cards that say something like “You’re my only one?”
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Sure thing.
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Wonderful! I’ll take 8 of those please.
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